There was an old person of Ware,
Who rode on the back of a bear;
When they asked, "Does it trot?" he said, "Certainly not!
He's a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear!"
There was a big fat man
He had a big fat pan
That he use to hit the chef
Who had a hat that said “Neff”
Every night I jumped in bed
Every night I bump my head
I always dream of something cute and funny
Its a small bunny with a jar of honey
