Limerick

There was an old person of Ware,

Who rode on the back of a bear;

When they asked, "Does it trot?" he said, "Certainly not!

He's a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear!"

There was a big fat man

He had a big fat pan

That he use to hit the chef

Who had a hat that said “Neff”

Every night I jumped in bed

Every night I bump my head

I always dream of something cute and funny

Its a small bunny with a jar of honey